Ken Jennings is my Hero

Since the death of my previous hero, Michael Jackson, my life has been a endless wasteland of despair, constantly searching for purpose through the bleak emptiness that is life. But finally, light at the end of the tunnel. Ken Jennings, under the pseudonym WatsonsBitch, opened a reddit forum stating that he would answer any and all queries anyone put forth. Being that this is the internet, the first question obviously pertained to supercomputer prison rape. You can check it out here. If this doesn't make you like Jennings more, than you are just a hateful person and should go jump off a cliff. Go. I'll wait.

BTW here's a picture of Alex Trebek from the 70's

This is what Trebek looks like if you watch Jeopardy on acid