Call me an AMBY, cause I'm ill BITCH

Cranktexts.com has a simple, yet amazing, premise. Crank text random phone numbers and try to start conversations. The results can get fucking awesome, and it is at its best when the person who is getting crank texted starts to play again. My favorites are the texts where he claims to be Big Kenny, the greatest rapper of all time. Dropping a rap where you claim to be having sex with a random person's mother to thier face is pretty much priceless.

Also, here's a completly unrelated picture that is pretty fucking sweet.

The Granny-Robot alliance was an uneasy one, but it was the only way to stop the evil motherfuckers that ran the IHOP.