The Greats Always Die Young

I guess God just needed this one back with him in Heaven. I'm sure her parents are happy that she's (I'm presuming she's a girl, though I can't say for sure) being remembered in such a fond light. Twos question - does this paper not have an editor, or do they just publish whatever people send in? And how did the writer get this information?

I can't think of a context in which this wouldn't be dirty

Keep in mind, the post right before this one was about puppies. Switchin' shit up to keep you on your toes.