Big Pimpin at the Grade 7 Dance

Kid on the right - trying to act cool, making a face for the camera, holding a bottle of something lame (unless it's filled with whiskey, but that kids looks way to lame to be underage drinking). Kid on the left - PURE PIMP. He's not trying to show off, he's just dancing with his lady while I Don't Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith plays (I presume, it's been a while since I've been to a Grade 7 dance). The look on his face says it all - he knows exactly where his hands are, and he's loving it. My hat's off to you young sir, and I'd say good luck in the future but you clearly don't need it. To the kid on the right - you're not black, get over it. I don't care if you bought the new Diddy album.

Who let that little girl in? She looks lost.