Spiderman is the Coolest Superhero

Chilling in a tree. Swag.

This is not debatable. He can kick your ass and then solve your math problems Good-Will-Hunting style all in one move. He's also well known for telling it like is and not giving a fuck (not one). If you need proof of Spiderman's general badassery, observe the following:

Spiderman doesn't do the bitch work, that's for bitches

Just a little wisdom from your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

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