I've been asking myself this question for a while now. Like, I realize I'm hot shit, but the girls at Wendy's never let me holler. So I thought to myself, to waitresses treat all customers this way, or can they all simply not resist my rugged good looks and exquisite charm? Luckily, The Onion News Team has done an undercover expose to reveal the truth.
No wonder the girls at the strip club were being so nice to me. I'll never trust a girl named Cinnamon again.
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