Tourette's Guy - The Only Internet Celebrity I Need

Tourette's Guy is funny, and if you don't agree you can go ahead and fuck yourself. I fully realize that it's most likely fake, but I couldn't care less. My personal lines include these gems:
- Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a shit!
- I'm gonna go take a piss, and when I come back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck Movies
- FUCK SALT

And pretty much every other thing that comes out of his mouth. He spit's out gems like it's his duty to the world. And I for one thank him.