Childish Gambino and Turquoise Jeep Team Up and Spit Fire

And now for the first post in almost three months

As many of you might now, Childish Gambino AKA Donald Glover is one of my favorite rappers, and he just dropped a new track featuring Yung Humma and Flynt Flossy of "Smang It" fame. And it's pretty dope. I really like how Gambino is starting to get more featured artists on his tracks - I'm hoping to see some more features on his next mixtape (hopefully coming soon). Need more proof  of Gambino with awesome feature artists? Check out his You Know Me mashup from his Coachella performance.

The Karl's Shenanigans Oscars!

Why is one of the statues looking away? What is this, a christian pop band album cover?

It's time for the Karl's Shenanigans Oscars. Unlike the real thing, where films critics like go up for awards, these Oscars will feature the movies I felt were the best. To be selected, I must have seen the movie, so most of the actual Oscars nominees are ineligible. Also, as I couldn't care less about the Best Foreign Animated Short category, I will only have four categories. And now, the picks

Best Actor or Actress
Michael Fassbender - X-Men: First Class
Miles Fisher - Final Destination 5
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - 50/50
Kevin James - The Zookeeper
Liam Neeson - Unknown

Winner - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Who would of thought that kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun would turn out to be a good actor. And what ever happened to French Stewart? Is he still alive?

Best Supporting Actor or Actress
Philip Baker Hall - 50/50
Joe Rogan - The Zookeeper
Chris Pratt - Moneyball
David Arquette - Scream 4
January Jones - X-Men: First Class

Winner - Joe Rogan
He definitely got some stiff competition, but Joe Rogan's performance in the criminally underrated Zookeeper was one of the highlights. He really needs to be in more shit.

Best Director
Steven Quale - Final Destination 5
Jonathan Levine - 50/50
Wes Craven - Scream 4
Bennet Miller - Moneyball
Frank Coraci - The Zookeeper

Winner - Steven Quale
After Final Destination 4, I was worried one of my favorite series had lost it's touch. Final Destination 5 turned that around, and is arguably the best entry in the series (I would personally rank it after 2). Several interesting twists, including someone actually surviving the initial premonition, brought new life to the series, and I think the director should be credited for helping make the film great.

Best Picture
Final Destination 5
50/50
The Zookeeper
X-Men: First Class
Moneyball

Winner - 50/50
I wanted to give this to The Zookeeper. I really, really, really did. At the same time, 50/50 was legitamitly good. The Zookeeper isn't for everyone, and I decided to praise a movie that most people would actually consider good. It is also probably the best movie about cancer that has an extended blowjob joke.

Doing this post reminded me how few new movies I actually saw this year. Resolution - watch more movies next year

Jon Lajoie has a Dating Commerical

Another gem from the guy who brought us "High as Fuck" and "Very Super Famous". It's a beautiful story of love and the Internet.

Seriously, how could you have not heard of Robocop before? IT'S FUCKING ROBOCOP!

From Around the Interwebs #9 - Jelly Beans, Cupcakes and Cheap Beer

That's a deal so good you can't afford not to go!

Makes sense.

 The rest after the jump

Tourette's Guy - The Only Internet Celebrity I Need

Tourette's Guy is funny, and if you don't agree you can go ahead and fuck yourself. I fully realize that it's most likely fake, but I couldn't care less. My personal lines include these gems:
- Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a shit!
- I'm gonna go take a piss, and when I come back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck Movies
- FUCK SALT

And pretty much every other thing that comes out of his mouth. He spit's out gems like it's his duty to the world. And I for one thank him.