Summer Movie Review Recap

Just some quick reviews of all the movies I've seen since my last review post. There were probably more movies, but I forgot about em. (Couldn't have been that good if I forgot about them, right?)

Leon

I've wanted to see this movie for a while, as I had heard it was pretty badass. Turns out what I heard was 100% accurate. 4/5.

From Around the Interwebs #3 - Go-Go Girls, Ghettoblasters, and the late, great Jim Henson

Great job!

Fuck yea curly fries

The Triumphant Return

I'm back bitches! Did you miss me?

(Pause for everyone to stretch out their arms and say "I missed you thiiiiisssss much")

Some of you may be wondering what happened. I wish I could say something more exciting, like I got captured by Russian spies, or that I set the new world record for most Cheetos eaten in five minutes, but I've simply been working. You know, on my grind, getting that cheddar, straight hustlin (you know how I do). But with school starting back up, I won't be working full time, and (hopefully) will be able to go back to posting pictures of kitties.

In the mean time, here's a bunch of Indian dudes horsing around on a train. The outside of a moving train that is.

Monday Music - Lil B "Hoes on my Dick" and "What are You Doing?"

And then he returned! (more on that later)

Lil' B is..... different. I can't say whether or not he's actually a good musician - there's lots of people who would say his songs aren't music at all - but there's no doubting his swag. It becomes clear through his songs that Lil' B straight don't give a fuck - he often doesn't rhyme, is super repetitive, and is almost always off beat. But somehow, at least for him, it all works. WARNING - Andy Milonakis goes HAM on one of the following tracks.

"Hoes on My Dick"

"What are You Doing


Quick side note - If some big Hollywood types ever decide to make a movie about my life (and why wouldnt they? A movie about a random white dude sounds like gold to me) they better get Andy Milonakis to play me.