The Most Interesting Man in the World

The year is 1991. A young boy named Robert Jeffrey got what every little boy was dreaming of, the oppurtunity to record a music video in front of a green screen. Getting his choice for song, he knew that there wasn't much of a choice at all: How could one not choose "Vogue" by Madonna? So he got up there, took a deep breath, and gave A PERFORMANCE OF THE MILLENIA. Using moves others had thought impossible to pull off, and leaving everything out there in front of the green screen, little Robert Jeffrey was for, at least a moment, the most magnificent performer the world had ever known.