This dog is a badass

"They calling me a prostitute not cause I got a baby, they calling me a prostitute cause fuck you, pay me"
 - Childish Gambino, "Drop"

Bitches love him

Fast Food Lasagna

If you haven't seen Epic Meal Time before, be ready to be equal parts disgusted and impressed. They make some of the most ridiculous concoctions of all time, with this episode featuring a lasagna made of, among other things, 45 fast food burgers. I don't know if these guys actually ate the entire thing, but even eating part is an accomplishment.

If you want to see more, go to epicmealtime.com

Goin' Out With Style

At the end of the day, he did things his way. And that's the key, I think, to living a happy and fufilling life.

PS - I don't have my full computer set up for the next week, so there probably wont be as many posts, but I'll try to post at least some shit.

Monday Music - Muse "Stockholm Syndrome" and "Falling Away With You"

For this week's Monday Music I'm featuring two songs from the band Muse. They play some really cool music, using really trippy effects in both mellow songs (Falling Away With You) and heavier songs (Stockholm Syndrome). I first heard of Muse back when I was in high school, and they've been one of my favorite bands since. Enjoy the tunes.

Stockholm Syndrome

Falling Away With You

Karl's Picks - UFC 129

UFC 129 is one of the biggest UFC cards of all time, and it will be the new record for UFC attendance at 55,000. UFC 129 will also be the first UFC event I attend, so I'm doubly, maybe even triply excited for this card in comparison to other recent ones. Two title fights are on the line, including the first ever UFC featherweight title fight. Here's the picks, and I'll be watching these fights from the bleachers instead of the bar this time.

This is what happens when you take drugs

The  new Choose your own adventure books seem a little different then the ones I remember

I think the picture is a metaphor for puberty. Either that or Billy is off the rocker again. When you start seeing that in the mirror, it means one of two things. You've either taken a bunch of LSD, or you are Teen Wolf.

Dogs and Cats Being Awesome

Just further proof that dogs and cats are awesome.

Pro: Adorable. Con: Last stereo didn't shit on my lawn

Doesn't he know freedom costs a buck o' five?

One Man, One Dream

All he wants to do is act goddamnit. Why won't you let him follow his dreams?

Don't even dare question the man's desire to act. It's the fire that burns inside him

Only thing that would have made this better would be if it was a poster for Tobias Funke.

Happy 4/20

This is a day of celebration because, as you all know, today is Crispin Glover's birthday (and Hitler's too, but he's a Nazi so fuck him). In honor of his birthday, I present this legendary video of Glover on Letterman.

Hmmm, I'm no expert, but that guy might not be sober.

BONUS LINK - Go here for a bunch of cool pictures of Snoop Dogg. Because why not?

The Most Badass Bacon You Will Ever See

Don't try to agrue with it. You won't win.

So this is what an abandoned amusement park looks like

This is why you separate the roller coasters from the water park. What? Too soon for a Hurricane Katrina joke?

Six Flags New Orleans, which opened in 2000, has been shut down since it was flooded during Hurricane Katrina, yet most of the park remains behind. While some rides have been taken out, the park has largely been abandoned, and is now a sad reminder of the 2005 disaster. A gallery of the park can be seen here, and it's kinda cool/creepy looking at pictures of a place that has gone to such disrepair.

On a lighter note, Canada's Wonderland opens up again in a few weeks, and they've got a new ride (which is like a combination of the old-timey swing ride and Drop Zone). They got rid of Jet Scream (the rocket ship ride) to make it, but Jet Scream kinda sucked so it's okay. For the record, the best ride at Wonderland is the swinging ship - it's a classic, no lines, and if you sit in the right spot you can go weightless for like half a second. Behemoth can be number 2.

Monday Music and Karl's Top 7 - Kanye West Tunes

This week I'm combining Monday Music with Karl's Top 7 to give you the the seven best Kanye West songs. With Kanye being my favorite rapper, I felt he was worth picking seven songs for.

7. Diamonds from Sierra Leone (Remix)
The Ratatat remix of this song is also sick, but this is the best version of the song. Like Kanye later said on Big Brother "on that Diamonds remix, I swore I would spaz, then my big brother came through and kicked my ass". And he does - Jay-Z is at his best on this song.

How to know when to skip class

I know classes are over now, but here's a helpful guide on whether or not you should skip class. They left out not going to class because you're hung over, still drunk, or currently drinking (breakfast beers woo!)

WARNING: Pimp sighting

This guy looks like he's an awesome actor. He can play an 1890s steel tycoon or a magician who does card tricks. Now that's what I call range.

It's a picture of twins - one is fat Mr. Monopoly and the other is Fat Gambit. And together they fight crime.

Baby Arguments are Serious Business

The fact that the babies are in formal wear only increases the seriousness of the argument.

Don't make me choke a bitch Gladys

Spiderman is the Coolest Superhero

Chilling in a tree. Swag.

This is not debatable. He can kick your ass and then solve your math problems Good-Will-Hunting style all in one move. He's also well known for telling it like is and not giving a fuck (not one). If you need proof of Spiderman's general badassery, observe the following:

Spiderman doesn't do the bitch work, that's for bitches

Just a little wisdom from your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

Need more proof? Go here

In Case You Needed a Reason

If you ever see someone nursing a brew, first remind them of this, and then question their manhood until they give in. That goes for both guys and girls.

And if there's one thing white people care about, it's the unfortunate situations of minorities

Monkey Snowboarding - BADASS

If you're anything like me, you woke up this morning and said "I want to see a picture of a monkey riding a snowboard". If you didn't, then I guess you're not awesome enough to think like that.

I feel like the monkey would be saying something rad like "Cowabunga!"

Yes, I realize this is shopped. I can always dream though.

Counterpoint - Cats Are Awesome

Now, I'm not as big a fan of cats, but sometimes, they can be pretty cool as well.
Observe:

America! FUCK YEAH!

Just living.

If you've never woken up and genuinely thought this, you've never really partied

Dogs Being Awesome

I've not hidden the fact that I think dogs are the shit. I stand by that, and I have more proof of such facts, including a picture of the coolest dog in the world.
Observe:

That dog will defend that crown to the death

Hipster dog is hipster

Don't stop believing

Meet Titan - The best dog in the whole world

Big Pimpin at the Grade 7 Dance

Kid on the right - trying to act cool, making a face for the camera, holding a bottle of something lame (unless it's filled with whiskey, but that kids looks way to lame to be underage drinking). Kid on the left - PURE PIMP. He's not trying to show off, he's just dancing with his lady while I Don't Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith plays (I presume, it's been a while since I've been to a Grade 7 dance). The look on his face says it all - he knows exactly where his hands are, and he's loving it. My hat's off to you young sir, and I'd say good luck in the future but you clearly don't need it. To the kid on the right - you're not black, get over it. I don't care if you bought the new Diddy album.

Who let that little girl in? She looks lost.

Knowledge is Power

I've always believed that you should try to learn something new everyday. Because knowledge is power. And if you learn enough shit, I'm pretty sure you gain the ability to turn super saiyan. At least that's what I'm banking on. To help you learn, I've found a picture that explains why we don't have dinosaurs roaming the earth anymore. And no, the answer is not some guy taking a wicked smelly fart 2000 years ago that made them all die from, as the french put it, le stinky. I know, I thought so too.

It all makes sense now!

Monday Music - Weezer "Undone (The Sweater Song)" "The Good Life" "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" and "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To"

Monday Music is back, and because I missed last weeks entry, I'm coming at you with four songs from one of my top 5 all time favorite bands, Weezer. While the Blue Album and Pinkerton are FAR better than there newer stuff, they've had some good songs recently too. I picked songs from four different albums, and I hope you enjoy them.

Undone (The Sweater Song)

The Good Life

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived

(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To

Karl's Picks - NHL Playoffs

It's that time of year again - time for playoff hockey. Now that games mean something the best teams will really step it up. Will Washington choke again? Will San Jose finally make it the final? Can the Blackhawks shock everyone and repeat? Only time will tell, but these are my predictions

Legalize It

I know this video is a little old, but it's a classic. "The laws of gravity say man cannot fly, but I disagree"


Props to collegehumor for the video

Karl's Quick Picks - Strikeforce Diaz vs Daley

Strikeforce's first major card since been acquired by the UFC, and there's some compelling fights here. There are two title fights on the card, with Nick Diaz taking on Paul Daley, and Gilbert Melendez taking on Tatsuya Kawajiri. I'm not gonna go into full analysis on this one, but I figured "Fuck it, put the picks up". So here they are.

Retro Reboot - Pokemon Red and Blue

This is the second installment of Retro Reboot, and this time achievements have been added to the classic Gameboy games Pokemon Red and Blue. Hope you enjoy it.

Like a Boss

The Greats Always Die Young

I guess God just needed this one back with him in Heaven. I'm sure her parents are happy that she's (I'm presuming she's a girl, though I can't say for sure) being remembered in such a fond light. Twos question - does this paper not have an editor, or do they just publish whatever people send in? And how did the writer get this information?

I can't think of a context in which this wouldn't be dirty

Keep in mind, the post right before this one was about puppies. Switchin' shit up to keep you on your toes.

Puppies are awesome

Puppies are the bomb. They shit in your house and you still love them. If any of my friends kept shitting under chairs they wouldn't be coming over anymore. You might even say that I don't put up with that shit.

Yeah that pun didn't really work. I'll let the puppies speak for me.

Puppies are a renewable source of happiness

More Puppies? Right here

A Dragon Playing a Saxophone? Yeah I Got That

Looking for tasteful decorations for your home? Something that combines your love for fantasy creatures and woodwind instruments? I got just the thing.

I can't think of a room in my house where this WOULDN'T look awesome

Also, I would like to note that the virus on my computer is gone so I will be able to update more often - though I'm also heading into exam time so not that often

Techinical Difficulites

Sorry I haven't been posting, my computer got a virus and I still haven't gotten around to getting rid of it. Along with this, I'm heading into exam time so I'm gonna be a little more busy than usual. It all piles up into having little time for posts right now. That being said, I'm hoping to get to posting soon, and I hope to have the second Retro Reboot up very soon. In other super top secret news, I may have the beggining of Kodiak Bear 3 done - but the script is still a ways from being finished.

Tragic.