Stoner Achievement List – 1200G –60 Achievements
That First Little Toke – 5G
Take your first trip with Mary Jane
New Best Friend – 5G
Purchase your first piece of paraphernalia
RIP Mario – 5G
Lose your first piece of paraphernalia
Best Part of Waking Up – 5G
Smoke right after waking up
Nightcap – 5G
Smoke right before going to bed
You Must Be Parched – 5G
Drink bong water
Party Foul – 5G
Spill bong water
It Makes Everything Better – 5G
Watch Scent of a Woman….on weed
Blurred Vision – 10G
Be involved in a hotbox
It’s Better for You – 10G
Smoke out of a Vaporizer
Swish – 10G
Smoke a Blunt
Arabian Nights – 10G
Smoke from a hookah
Explore the Galaxy – 10G
Take a hit from a gravity bong
The Future – 10G
Smoke a cross joint
OG – 10G
Smoke with someone over 50
Show them the Light – 10G
Introduce someone else to the fine art of blazing
Friendly Stranger – 10G
Smoke with someone you don’t know….yet
Smoke Screen – 10G
Use a spoof while smoking
Tools of the Trade – 10G
Own one of: a grinder, a steamroller, or a scale
Fuck tha Police – 10G
Get in a run-in with the law
Take a Break – 10G
Take a tolerance break of at least one week
Where’d the Lighter Go? – 10G
Ask where the lighter is, only to realize it’s in your own hand/pocket
Lots O’ Bud – 10G
Make a purchase of at least one ounce
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures – 10G
Smoke a resin bowl
The Pretender – 10G
Convince someone that you’re high when you’re not
Cunning Linguist – 15G
Convince someone that you’re not high when you are
Master Debater – 15G
Get into a heated argument over any topic that lasts for over 30 minutes (Everyone involved in argument must be high)
High Rise – 15G
Smoke out of a bong at least 3 feet in height
Frosty the Snowbong – 15G
Use snow instead of water in a bong
Juicy Fruit – 15G
Make a pipe out of an apple
It’s a …… Big Smith! – 15G
Smoke till you can’t read anymore
The Traveler - 15G
Smoke in two different countries
The Chef – 20G
Make pot brownies/cookies
A Roach Saved is a Roach Earned – 20G
Save ten roaches, and then combine them into a bowl
Hazardous Conditions 20G
Smoke outside while it’s at least -20 degrees Celsius
Road Trippin – 20G
Smoke in a moving car
The Second Coming of Ken Jennings – 20G
Watch Jeopardy high, and get the final jeopardy correct
The Collector - 20G
Own at least five non-homemade pieces of paraphernalia (all must be owned at one time)
Dedication to the Cause – 20G
Have five years of smoking under your belt
High Score – 25G
Play through any videogame, but only play when stoned
Man’s Best Friend – 25G
Get your pet high through second hand smoke
International Currency – 25G
Pay for a good or service with marijuana
Hidden in Plain Sight – 25G
Smoke outside, in the day, in plain view
Smoke Artist – 25G
Blow at least five rings off one hit
Under the Golden Arches – 25G
Smoke while waiting in line at a drive-thru
The Inventor – 25G
MacGyver a smoking apparatus out of household items (apple pipes do not count)
Big Spender – 25G
Make a purchase of at least a quarter pound
Major Investment – 25G
Purchase a piece or paraphernalia costing over $150
Salad Tosser - 25G
Create a salad with at least three different strains of chron
The Strikeout – 30G
Take a hit, swig a beer, take a shot, and then blow out the smoke
With Ya Till the End – 30G
Use up a lighter without losing it
All in the Family – 30G
Smoke with at least two family members
Pinner Convention – 30G
Have a group of at least 8 people, each smoking their own joint
Super High Me – 30G
Smoke at least three grams to yourself in one day
This Place is Haunted! – 30G
Ghost every hit in a sesh
Slay the Beast – 50G
Smoke a joint or blunt containing at least 3 grams by yourself
The Scholar – 50G
Take a test or exam stoned and get at least an 80%
The Twelve Days of Potmas - 50G
Smoke all day for 12 straight days
Cut Out the Middle Man – 75G
Grow your own weed (Must grow at least an ounce)
Valhalla – 100G
Go to Amsterdam and smoke at least a half ounce while there
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