Monday, January 24, 2011

Classic Karl - Stoner Achievement List

While I work on some original content, I figured I'd post some old stuff that I've done. Works just like an xbox game, add it up and find out what your score is.

Stoner Achievement List – 1200G –60 Achievements

That First Little Toke – 5G
Take your first trip with Mary Jane

New Best Friend – 5G
Purchase your first piece of paraphernalia

RIP Mario – 5G
Lose your first piece of paraphernalia

Best Part of Waking Up – 5G
Smoke right after waking up

Nightcap – 5G
Smoke right before going to bed

You Must Be Parched – 5G
Drink bong water

Party Foul – 5G
Spill bong water

It Makes Everything Better – 5G
Watch Scent of a Woman….on weed

Blurred Vision – 10G
Be involved in a hotbox

It’s Better for You – 10G
Smoke out of a Vaporizer

Swish – 10G
Smoke a Blunt

Arabian Nights – 10G
Smoke from a hookah

Explore the Galaxy – 10G
Take a hit from a gravity bong

The Future – 10G
Smoke a cross joint

OG – 10G
Smoke with someone over 50

Show them the Light – 10G
Introduce someone else to the fine art of blazing

Friendly Stranger – 10G
Smoke with someone you don’t know….yet

Smoke Screen – 10G
Use a spoof while smoking

Tools of the Trade – 10G
Own one of: a grinder, a steamroller, or a scale

Fuck tha Police – 10G
Get in a run-in with the law

Take a Break – 10G
Take a tolerance break of at least one week

Where’d the Lighter Go? – 10G
Ask where the lighter is, only to realize it’s in your own hand/pocket

Lots O’ Bud – 10G
Make a purchase of at least one ounce

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures – 10G
Smoke a resin bowl

The Pretender – 10G
Convince someone that you’re high when you’re not

Cunning Linguist – 15G
Convince someone that you’re not high when you are

Master Debater – 15G
Get into a heated argument over any topic that lasts for over 30 minutes (Everyone involved in argument must be high)

High Rise – 15G
Smoke out of a bong at least 3 feet in height

Frosty the Snowbong – 15G
Use snow instead of water in a bong

Juicy Fruit – 15G
Make a pipe out of an apple

It’s a …… Big Smith! – 15G
Smoke till you can’t read anymore

The Traveler - 15G
Smoke in two different countries

The Chef – 20G
Make pot brownies/cookies

A Roach Saved is a Roach Earned – 20G
Save ten roaches, and then combine them into a bowl

Hazardous Conditions 20G
Smoke outside while it’s at least -20 degrees Celsius

Road Trippin – 20G
Smoke in a moving car

The Second Coming of Ken Jennings – 20G
Watch Jeopardy high, and get the final jeopardy correct

The Collector - 20G
Own at least five non-homemade pieces of paraphernalia (all must be owned at one time)

Dedication to the Cause – 20G
Have five years of smoking under your belt

High Score – 25G
Play through any videogame, but only play when stoned

Man’s Best Friend – 25G
Get your pet high through second hand smoke

International Currency – 25G
Pay for a good or service with marijuana

Hidden in Plain Sight – 25G
Smoke outside, in the day, in plain view

Smoke Artist – 25G
Blow at least five rings off one hit

Under the Golden Arches – 25G
Smoke while waiting in line at a drive-thru

The Inventor – 25G
MacGyver a smoking apparatus out of household items (apple pipes do not count)

Big Spender – 25G
Make a purchase of at least a quarter pound

Major Investment – 25G
Purchase a piece or paraphernalia costing over $150

Salad Tosser - 25G
Create a salad with at least three different strains of chron

The Strikeout – 30G
Take a hit, swig a beer, take a shot, and then blow out the smoke

With Ya Till the End – 30G
Use up a lighter without losing it

All in the Family – 30G
Smoke with at least two family members

Pinner Convention – 30G
Have a group of at least 8 people, each smoking their own joint

Super High Me – 30G
Smoke at least three grams to yourself in one day

This Place is Haunted! – 30G
Ghost every hit in a sesh

Slay the Beast – 50G
Smoke a joint or blunt containing at least 3 grams by yourself

The Scholar – 50G
Take a test or exam stoned and get at least an 80%

The Twelve Days of Potmas - 50G
Smoke all day for 12 straight days

Cut Out the Middle Man – 75G
Grow your own weed (Must grow at least an ounce)

Valhalla – 100G
Go to Amsterdam and smoke at least a half ounce while there

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